Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Spreading the Word
I may have to start knocking on doors soon. I love blogging, I love posting in forums, I love spreading the word about the wonders of weight loss, health and fitness. But it isn't always enough. I feel like I am always waiting for people to come to me. I want to go forth and deliver my message and support and encouragement to everyone who will listen.
I cannot simply run about in any old outfit, though. This situation calls for something special, something amazing. How about... drum roll, please... my fat pants cape!! I refuse to wear tights, but I could create a nice t-shirt that says "one size smaller than last month" and wear that. And of course, flying from my neck will be the cape I lovingly fashioned from my fat pants.
Highway 150 will never be the same again!